In my life this is just what Wednesday looks like.

Cannolis in a cannoli, delicious dreams in dreams!

Surprisingly, I'm managing to stay satisfied with this meager portion.

It's so much more satisfying than a gummy bear because you've got so much ear to eat before you get to the head!

I'm never letting my cat go grocery shopping for me again.

You're supposed to unhinge your jaw and swallow it whole, duh.

Turn your back for five minutes to watch the game and she'll eat all your pizza. I warned you not to invite her, dude.