Welcome To My House

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Welcome To My House
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In my life this is just what Wednesday looks like.

Cannoliception!

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Cannoliception!
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Cannolis in a cannoli, delicious dreams in dreams!

I'm on a Single Slice Diet

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I'm on a Single Slice Diet
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Surprisingly, I'm managing to stay satisfied with this meager portion.

Giant Gummy Rabbit

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Giant Gummy Rabbit
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It's so much more satisfying than a gummy bear because you've got so much ear to eat before you get to the head!

Waterbug Appetizer Anyone?

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Waterbug Appetizer Anyone?
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I'm never letting my cat go grocery shopping for me again.

You're Doing it Wrong

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You're Doing it Wrong
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You're supposed to unhinge your jaw and swallow it whole, duh.

You're Gonna Need Some More Friends

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You're Gonna Need Some More Friends
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Turn your back for five minutes to watch the game and she'll eat all your pizza. I warned you not to invite her, dude.