Can you date a cake? Because I want to take this cake out for drinks and take it back to my place. Good lord people, it's a CAKE that looks like a STORMTROOPER!
Some days you just need to lift over two pots of coffee to your face at once. In addition to the caffeine, it's a great arm workout.
You just jetpack your ventricles out of here and I'll call you when I'm dead from deliciousness.
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Okay guys, i think that's about enough of that.
Is that all you got, burger? Pshhht. Weak.
How can you just stand there and watch your kids be devoured by that monster?!
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