I'll never let you go. Until you get too warm, then I'll fill you back up with ice.
They couldn't make it 30 pounds? I have no respect for the makers of this sandwich.
Except for the burrito child of course.
I just want to wrap myself up in this and call it an edible outfit.
I know it's tough now that you're tiny, but can you still make me dinner? I'm so tired!
There are few things tastier under the "gummy" umbrella than cola bottles. Imagine if this giant cola gummy was filled with actual cola. Heaven!
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