I've been thinking for ages about how I'd love to eat Andy Dwyer's head. Now I can! Dreams DO come true!

Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like my baking when I'm angry.

How many of these do you think you could choke down before the concept got to you?

You can keep on filling my cookies with cookies and I'll keep trying to jam them into a glass of milk.

Let's hope that blackboard cookie isn't too chalky!

Aw man, I was really hoping this would be beef ice cream and melted cheese. What a ripoff.

My keyboard doesn't work so great with drool in it.