Have they made icing that tastes like BBQ sauce yet? I think it's time that flavor technologists step up their game.

"Went to order a BLT with cheese, and found out they were out of bread AND bagels. But they had cookies. The result was unexpectedly delicious."

I hope they didn't charge you regular price for this abomination!

Yes, please sell me cookies that you found in the forest. They look delicious.

It's not helpful, but it is delicious and creepy!

I don't care how many cookies are in the bag, just please please make it stop staring at me!

What, that's not what they intended?

Sweat it out cookies, you'll be delicious for swimsuit season.