Mmmm don't you just love the thought of munching on someone else's teeth? Delicious!
Cookie has no glucose/simple carb based friends. Such a lonely existence.
Have they made icing that tastes like BBQ sauce yet? I think it's time that flavor technologists step up their game.
"Went to order a BLT with cheese, and found out they were out of bread AND bagels. But they had cookies. The result was unexpectedly delicious."
I hope they didn't charge you regular price for this abomination!
Yes, please sell me cookies that you found in the forest. They look delicious.
It's not helpful, but it is delicious and creepy!
Wait, did that big dino eat that little dino? Sad!
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