Snacktime just got terrifying.
Let's just call this what it really is; you're embarrassed to admit that you just want to stick your finger in the jar.
These cookies look so amazing they're nearly addictive.
Look Gran, we all have long-held resentments, but it's time to move on.
Nice try with the large milk but that's cookie's still way too big to dunk.
I would totally eat an Oreo that has been driven over by a Mars rover.
I've always wanted to lick a Jawa's face.