Screw pink cookies at coffee shops. I demand all cookies henceforth be decorated in a Star Wars theme.
Until you can get a bunch of those cookies inside another one I'm not impressed.
Inside one elevator in England you can lick the wallpaper and it tastes like cookies! Considering all the fart-bombs dropped in elevators, I'd rethink the venue.
BionicRockBunny says: "My culinary school (Baking and Patisserie) classmate made these for her son's birthday. He showed her the rage comic faces, asked for a cookie cake, and this is what he got."
Deal with the fact that I'm seriously going to eat all your Oreos in the name of "art."
Do I look like I want an Oreo? I ordered a damn cupcake, not a stinking cookie! I want my money back!
I'm gonna chase this Pac Man cookie with some marshmallow ghosts.
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