Gelato has to be better for you than ice cream, it's Italian!

Brings Dilbert cookies to office. No one wants them. Eat whole platter alone at desk.

Rabid or zombie Does it matter either way? Both will bite your face.

Thanks for the haiku, submitter!

I'd like to meat up for a cup of au jus in a bacon cup.

They understand that your choices are difficult, just buy them all.

I hate sweets but I always buy four boxes of Thin Mints to keep in my freezer for year-round fits of madness. Now I know why.

S'moreos are pretty much the most obvious snack I've never heard of. Damn!