The greatest thing about these is that you will literally be pooping glitter tomorrow.
"I left you a pizza in the oven. Love, Mom."
U mad bro?
Hey hobo, dressing up like a cookie doesn't change the fact that, well, okay, just this once, here's a dollar. Can I nibble on your cane?
Toss the pigs a treat for once. They must be hungry eating nothing but eggs.
Why don't they make more edible ornaments for humans? Why do pets get all the good snacks?
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