The greatest thing about these is that you will literally be pooping glitter tomorrow.

"I left you a pizza in the oven. Love, Mom."

U mad bro?

Hey hobo, dressing up like a cookie doesn't change the fact that, well, okay, just this once, here's a dollar. Can I nibble on your cane?

Toss the pigs a treat for once. They must be hungry eating nothing but eggs.

Why don't they make more edible ornaments for humans? Why do pets get all the good snacks?

Got $95 to blow on your favorite blogger? You can send my chocolate Gaga shoe to CheezHQ, Seattle, WA. Love you!

Be careful, they're "fra-GEE-lay!"