I'll Go Get a Paper Towel

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I'll Go Get a Paper Towel
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This whole world is just so cold and bitter.

Caffiene Immune

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Caffiene Immune
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Only the man of steel can drink coffee all day without the jitters.

Rough Morning

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Rough Morning
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Too much cream is going to be counterproductive in terms of that hangover.

Never Let Your Guard Down

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Never Let Your Guard Down
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If you're lucky, when this cup is empty, I won't want to punch you anymore.

The Miracle of Life

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The Miracle of Life
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Never miss an opportunity to discuss conception.