The only selling point they could come up with. Though anyone who can stomach instant coffee can call it whatever they want.

I've been waiting for caffeinated meat products! It's about time!

I'll take a blocky little dude, two shots.

This cup is going to be haunting me for the rest of the day.

Even in coffee shops there is a strict "no Stairway to Heaven" rule.

You expect me to believe that someone with a Louis Vuitton tote bag would willingly eat carbs? Even in LEGO form this is a stretch.

Install this in my house immediately! I don't care if it takes up my entire kitchen, I must have it!