coffee

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Oh my bad, that third one is a kid's hot chocolate, clearly.

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This needs to be a part of an intricate Rube Goldberg-type contraption with loud noises, bright lights and a mechanism to shake the bed. Then I'll get up.

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Logic has no place here. You need serious help.

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I need the coffee to wake me up from the inside, not scare me awake with its terrifying face.

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It's better to floss the bacon out of your teeth with bacon floss than to just let the bacon chill between your teeth all day.

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I'm just gonna take this mug into the bathroom with me. Kill two birds, if you will.

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I'm tired of the same old miracle every morning. Do you have anything in a baby Jesus?