DECORATE ALL THE LATTES

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DECORATE ALL THE LATTES
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Oh my bad, that third one is a kid's hot chocolate, clearly.

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!

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WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!
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This needs to be a part of an intricate Rube Goldberg-type contraption with loud noises, bright lights and a mechanism to shake the bed. Then I'll get up.

You're Doing it Wrong

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You're Doing it Wrong
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Logic has no place here. You need serious help.

It's a Little Early

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It's a Little Early
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I need the coffee to wake me up from the inside, not scare me awake with its terrifying face.

Fresh Like Breakfast!

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Fresh Like Breakfast!
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It's better to floss the bacon out of your teeth with bacon floss than to just let the bacon chill between your teeth all day.

Let's Not Beat Around the Bush

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Let's Not Beat Around the Bush
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I'm just gonna take this mug into the bathroom with me. Kill two birds, if you will.

Inspired Morning

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Inspired Morning
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I'm tired of the same old miracle every morning. Do you have anything in a baby Jesus?