Detroit Rocked a Little Too Hard

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Detroit Rocked a Little Too Hard
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Let's all go to Detroit and buy condemned houses and throw giant parties in them until they all crumble into dust. Party the whole place down to the ground!

Convenient Swimmin

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Convenient Swimmin
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Everyone run into the foyer and slam into the wall on the count of three and maybe we can back this baby away from the river!

Slowest Mudslide Ever

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Slowest Mudslide Ever
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Some hobbity houses were clearly dug into the hillside, this dwelling looks as if it was devoured by it.

Take a Nap While Your Housecar Parks Itself

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Take a Nap While Your Housecar Parks Itself
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And then it was like I was back in high school but it wasn't like really MY high school, it was just like the idea of it? And then I was in this room, but it was a car, but it was driving itself? And then you were there, but you had different hair and you were making out with Margaret and that was like, totally bizarre.

Itty Bitty Getaway

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Itty Bitty Getaway
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Escaping to the shack during a fight with your husband when the shack looks like this is nearly enough reason to start fights for no reason.

Call the Landscaper

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Call the Landscaper
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We like our shade and privacy, okay? Maybe we appreciate a little mold and weak foundations!