Serious Escape

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Serious Escape
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I'm taking my ocean space house and I'm leaving!

Do You Miss LOST?

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Sorry dude, you're no Jack. You're not even a Sawyer or Jin. Maybe you should move back into a house.

Epic Jenga Tournament

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Epic Jenga Tournament
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Jenga! Jenga! Jenga! The structural integrity of this game is super impressive.

Call the Landscaper

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Call the Landscaper
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We like our shade and privacy, okay? Maybe we appreciate a little mold and weak foundations!

Take a Nap While Your Housecar Parks Itself

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Take a Nap While Your Housecar Parks Itself
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And then it was like I was back in high school but it wasn't like really MY high school, it was just like the idea of it? And then I was in this room, but it was a car, but it was driving itself? And then you were there, but you had different hair and you were making out with Margaret and that was like, totally bizarre.

I Hate Going to the Jones' parties

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I Hate Going to the Jones' parties
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Picking all that sparkly asbestos ceiling out of my socks is such a pain.

On the Move

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On the Move
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Did we pack up all the pets, honey? It's hard to keep track of them all.