I'd let a company advertise on my house but only if I get to approve the company and their graphic design department.
It's like having a tattoo of yourself, only smaller!
It's just an optical illusion, I swear. It's perfectly level inside.
This is where I've come to study the art of breeding fairies and magic mushrooms.
This home be guarded by dinosaurs! Abandon hope all ye etc.
We like our shade and privacy, okay? Maybe we appreciate a little mold and weak foundations!
Thank you, trees, for providing what we actually need when we need it!