All Tiled Up

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All Tiled Up
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When you find a lot of three tons of tile on clearance you find a way to make it worth the investment.

Yes, Yes and More Yes

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Yes, Yes and More Yes
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Giant check-mark house gets a thumbs up from me! Affirmative! Scantron bubble for "yes" filled in completely with a black pen! That box is totally checked. Gimme!

Up and Up and Up

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Up and Up and Up
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Those curtains, they are amazing and epic but how does one clean them?

Take a Nap While Your Housecar Parks Itself

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Take a Nap While Your Housecar Parks Itself
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And then it was like I was back in high school but it wasn't like really MY high school, it was just like the idea of it? And then I was in this room, but it was a car, but it was driving itself? And then you were there, but you had different hair and you were making out with Margaret and that was like, totally bizarre.

Out For a Spin

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Out For a Spin
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What, did you crush someone's evil sister or something?

You Should Be in Pictures

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You Should Be in Pictures
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You can get a portrait made of your house! I wonder if she will paint cats in the windows of my place?

Detroit Rocked a Little Too Hard

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Detroit Rocked a Little Too Hard
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Let's all go to Detroit and buy condemned houses and throw giant parties in them until they all crumble into dust. Party the whole place down to the ground!