Punishment is No Joke

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Punishment is No Joke
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When I'm in trouble, my parents make me sleep on the spooky house.

Hey Dumptruck House, Whatchu Got There, Gravel?

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Hey Dumptruck House, Whatchu Got There, Gravel?
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I can't wait to see what comes cascading out of the back of this thing when the hydraulics kick in and tilt the upper level to dump its load. Rubber duckies? Couches? Leaves? Stolen electronics? How exciting!

Just a Little Loft

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Just a Little Loft
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All I can think of when I see a loft with a ladder like this is what a nightmare it must be to get a glass of water in the middle of the night. I'd dehydrate to death!

Stack 'em Up

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Stack 'em Up
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If I can get across the scary bridge and up the rickety stairs to bed it will be a real relief and I'll need some serious sleep.

Wait, the Balcony Doesn't Go UNDER the House

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Wait, the Balcony Doesn't Go UNDER the House
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Are you sure that's not a blood gutter from the murder cellar?

Detroit Rocked a Little Too Hard

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Detroit Rocked a Little Too Hard
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Let's all go to Detroit and buy condemned houses and throw giant parties in them until they all crumble into dust. Party the whole place down to the ground!

You Should Be in Pictures

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You Should Be in Pictures
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You can get a portrait made of your house! I wonder if she will paint cats in the windows of my place?