Everyone run into the foyer and slam into the wall on the count of three and maybe we can back this baby away from the river!

You've always dreamed of owning a gorilla house, admit it! Dreams DO come true!

Okay, so a giant doll house is essentially just a house. But look! A whole wall is missing! Neat!

It's a one-roofed, one-porched squatty purple people eater.

Great for flood zones, awful for arachnophobes.

Living here, you'll never want to move. It would take forever anyway.

Spectacular views, high risk of fatal cardiovascular events.