When I'm in trouble, my parents make me sleep on the spooky house.
I've got candy and video games and puppies and Nerf balls inside! Don't you want to come in? We have ice creeeeeeeam!
I've always wanted to live like a snail. In a non-insulated boring room with no decor.
T.J. Eckleburg gets sneaky.
It's a sad day when you realize that there are cats living a more luxurious life than you are.
Oh it's just up those stairs to your left, no, the other ones. Then you take a soft right and it's the... you know, just let me walk you there.
I can't wait to see what comes cascading out of the back of this thing when the hydraulics kick in and tilt the upper level to dump its load. Rubber duckies? Couches? Leaves? Stolen electronics? How exciting!
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