Chair's preparing for his annual Burn-All-My-Crap-on-the-Lawn bonfire. The neighborhood kids just love it.
Who needs a boring ol' Adirondak chair in the yard when you could combine forces with an ineffectual sentry!
I know this whole debacle is supposed to be so awkward and all but really, I'm just glad you're happy and I'm glad we finally have a chance to use this crazy chair.
Kids, I want you to have the chair I bought when some balding young figurehead married a pretty rich girl on television. It means a lot to me.
Also great if you want your ass to look like a Belgian waffle.
Chair is going to miss his internet fame. Here he is reacting to the news that Lovely Listing will soon be no more.
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