Chairturday: A Little Help?

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By Leif Swanson, creator of www.UglyHousePhotos.com
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This vertigo is getting out of control, someone help me.

Nestle Your Head Twixt My Manboobs

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Nestle Your Head Twixt My Manboobs
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You gotta lose some weight, there's no room for me on your lap.

Your Pocket Change is Mine, All Mine!

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Your Pocket Change is Mine, All Mine!
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Also great if you want your ass to look like a Belgian waffle.

Chairturday: Alone and Destitute

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Chairturday: Alone and Destitute
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After a wild Memorial Day party in Buffalo, Chair was found broken and destitute amongst the old railroad right of way. Don't end it this way, Chair!

Spell Chair, Build Chair

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Spell Chair, Build Chair
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Be careful, if your kids don't know how to read yet, you're going to end up with some awful furniture and maybe some accidental creative swear words.

Chairturday: Nobody Puts Chair in a Corner

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Chairturday: Nobody Puts Chair in a Corner
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Bed has become Deathbed and Chair is ever at Deathbed's bedside. Such a sweet companion to the end.