That damn chair keeps me up all hours of the night. Hisssssss, ping, clank, clank, bong, ping!
Clutching her beloved Raggedy Ann doll and whispering a tearful farewell, Chair stepped off the balcony. Neglected since the family got a new grill and upscale outdoor seating, Chair felt her days of usefulness were over. Thankfully the landlord righted her and gave her new life as patio seating.