How could you not have a good night's sleep in such a sweet moon bed? Sure, it's probably a kid's bed, but I want a giant one around my queen sized bed.
When I'm in trouble, my parents make me sleep on the spooky house.
In the Autumn, do you wake up covered in dropped leaves? I kind of like that idea actually.
Do you wake up with your laptop on your pillow and half-formed status updates written on your wall from the dreamscape? Get some designated furniture for your wacky sleep life.
I'll never get my land legs back if I live in a perpetual state of gentle rocking. Ben Harper knows what I'm talking about.
We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.
No jumping on this bed, kids. It'll get angry and snap you right in half.