Sweet Dreams

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Sweet Dreams
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How could you not have a good night's sleep in such a sweet moon bed? Sure, it's probably a kid's bed, but I want a giant one around my queen sized bed.

Let's Have a Party

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Let's Have a Party
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Once the size of the orgy grows to more than five participants, it's time to leave the confines of the futon, avoid the carpeted floor, and climb aboard this massive sofa. Plus, the crushed red velvet prevents rug burn.

Sweet Dreams

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Sweet Dreams
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Good luck not having the most terrifying nightmares ever in this thing.

Four Poster Bath

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Four Poster Bath
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Perhaps someone is having substance abuse issues and has been sleeping in the tub. It's easier to take if it looks more like a bed.

Sunrise Alarm Clock

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 Sunrise Alarm Clock
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Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.