Splinters Ahoy!

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Splinters Ahoy!
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I just want to sand down those 2-by-4s so so badly. There is no way to avoid massive splinters from all this unfinished wood.

Peek-a-Boo

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Peek-a-Boo
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By joanne (Via: Woning Ruil)
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Oh is that a portrait of your hired bed-warmer?

Punishment is No Joke

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Punishment is No Joke
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When I'm in trouble, my parents make me sleep on the spooky house.

Break a Leg!

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Break a Leg!
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This three story home includes a spacious kitchen, entertainment room and Mustafa, a crippled tenant who adorns himself in bright casts and tiger-print blankets.

These Big Rooms Make Me Nervous

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These Big Rooms Make Me Nervous
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I prefer to feel like I'm sleeping in my own coffin. Cozy!

Sunrise Alarm Clock

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 Sunrise Alarm Clock
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Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.

AH-CHOOOO!

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AH-CHOOOO!
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Tulle netting gets a very particular sort of smell to it when it gets too dusty and needs to be washed. This room is like a giant pink sneeze waiting to happen.