Hobo Style!

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I've always wanted to be a snail when I grow up.

These Big Rooms Make Me Nervous

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These Big Rooms Make Me Nervous
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I prefer to feel like I'm sleeping in my own coffin. Cozy!

Close Enough

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Close Enough
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It's good to aim high. Someday you'll save up enough for that queen sized mattress!

Playpens for Grownups!

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Playpens for Grownups!
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A whole tent is too big, I just want a bed with walls, thanks.

The Rocking Bed

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The Rocking Bed
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After a night of gentle rocking my vertigo thanks you for the chance to torture me once again.

Anonymous Intimacy

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Anonymous Intimacy
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I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.

Sunrise Alarm Clock

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 Sunrise Alarm Clock
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Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.