Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.
Glad to see the former tenant didn't much the place up with taste or decorum.
After a night of gentle rocking my vertigo thanks you for the chance to torture me once again.
Chair is feeling a little carsick. I know that feel, Chair.
Once the size of the orgy grows to more than five participants, it's time to leave the confines of the futon, avoid the carpeted floor, and climb aboard this massive sofa. Plus, the crushed red velvet prevents rug burn.
When I'm in trouble, my parents make me sleep on the spooky house.
It took years and years of training for that kind of sensitivity.
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