I've always wanted to be a snail when I grow up.
I prefer to feel like I'm sleeping in my own coffin. Cozy!
It's good to aim high. Someday you'll save up enough for that queen sized mattress!
A whole tent is too big, I just want a bed with walls, thanks.
After a night of gentle rocking my vertigo thanks you for the chance to torture me once again.
I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.
Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.
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