I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.
I guess there is something to be said for never going a day with steady footing. Keeps you alert, right?
Ah macrame, the absorber of smells, the siren song of earwigs and moths, home to spiders. And on top of a pool table turned waterbed! Tres chic!
A whole tent is too big, I just want a bed with walls, thanks.
After a night of gentle rocking my vertigo thanks you for the chance to torture me once again.
All I can think of when I see this is sleeping peacefully when an earthquake hits and the lid slams shut, trapping me like an underdeveloped pearl.
Let me introduce you to a revolution in small-space living: the FUTON! Great for a small space, but good luck getting rid of it when you become a real adult!
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