In the Autumn, do you wake up covered in dropped leaves? I kind of like that idea actually.
Do you wake up with your laptop on your pillow and half-formed status updates written on your wall from the dreamscape? Get some designated furniture for your wacky sleep life.
Ahhhhhh, what sweet relief. There's nothing I enjoy more than a really intense open-eyed nap in my chambray dress on the torture bed.
I just want to sand down those 2-by-4s so so badly. There is no way to avoid massive splinters from all this unfinished wood.
There are alien egg pods all over the city and no one has even noticed.
After a night of gentle rocking my vertigo thanks you for the chance to torture me once again.
What? I want some sprinkles, is that so bad?
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