AH-CHOOOO!

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AH-CHOOOO!
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Tulle netting gets a very particular sort of smell to it when it gets too dusty and needs to be washed. This room is like a giant pink sneeze waiting to happen.

Specificity is Key

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Specificity is Key
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Variety is a killer. Pick one position and stick to it.

Ample Room For Crap-Stacking

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Ample Room For Crap-Stacking
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Glad to see the former tenant didn't much the place up with taste or decorum.

Anonymous Intimacy

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Anonymous Intimacy
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I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.

Break a Leg!

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Break a Leg!
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This three story home includes a spacious kitchen, entertainment room and Mustafa, a crippled tenant who adorns himself in bright casts and tiger-print blankets.

Don't Get Your Head Stuck Between the Bars

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Don't Get Your Head Stuck Between the Bars
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This thing is totally spring loaded to snap shut just as you fall asleep then it will roll you to an evil witch's secret lair. Seriously.