It took years and years of training for that kind of sensitivity.
We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.
Glad to see the former tenant didn't much the place up with taste or decorum.
A whole tent is too big, I just want a bed with walls, thanks.
What more do you need in a bedroom than a bed, really? All you're really gonna do in there is sleep.
Do you wake up with your laptop on your pillow and half-formed status updates written on your wall from the dreamscape? Get some designated furniture for your wacky sleep life.
This thing is totally spring loaded to snap shut just as you fall asleep then it will roll you to an evil witch's secret lair. Seriously.
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