Funny Guy, Huh?

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Funny Guy, Huh?
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Can't wait to hear what you've got to say about this next move, peanut gallery!

Anonymous Intimacy

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Anonymous Intimacy
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I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.

Sweet Dreams

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Sweet Dreams
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How could you not have a good night's sleep in such a sweet moon bed? Sure, it's probably a kid's bed, but I want a giant one around my queen sized bed.

Not For Use on the West Coast

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Not For Use on the West Coast
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All I can think of when I see this is sleeping peacefully when an earthquake hits and the lid slams shut, trapping me like an underdeveloped pearl.

The Mobility Experts

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The Mobility Experts
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If you need one of those little four wheeled grocery scooters to get around, I have a feeling you won't be crawling into a cocoon of craned-neck tv viewing any time soon.

Break a Leg!

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Break a Leg!
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This three story home includes a spacious kitchen, entertainment room and Mustafa, a crippled tenant who adorns himself in bright casts and tiger-print blankets.

Sleep Under the Stars

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Sleep Under the Stars
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I'd embrace a tiny sleeping space much more easily if it had it's own theme and cool color scheme.