We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.
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If you or anyone you know has small children you know that naptime is SACRED and WILL NOT be interrupted for anything. EVER.
There are alien egg pods all over the city and no one has even noticed.
I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.
"This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart."
A whole tent is too big, I just want a bed with walls, thanks.
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