With a bookshelf like this, guests will never have to know you own a complete set of Sweet Valley High first editions.

I just want to sand down those 2-by-4s so so badly. There is no way to avoid massive splinters from all this unfinished wood.

This looks like the perfect place to come up with brilliant insights and witticisms.

As a kid I imagined that the best kind of life would be the one in which my house was just a big room with a bed in it and lots of pillows. Fight against the tyranny of chairs!

Someone was told to get rid of his super special zamboni bed but he's clearly not giving it up without a fight!

A whole tent is too big, I just want a bed with walls, thanks.

It's gonna take a lot more than three brownish pillows to overcome the green overload in here, buddy. While you're at it, let's pretend there's something outside that window, shall we?