I guess there is something to be said for never going a day with steady footing. Keeps you alert, right?
It's good to aim high. Someday you'll save up enough for that queen sized mattress!
What more do you need in a bedroom than a bed, really? All you're really gonna do in there is sleep.
Do you really have to stand there and supervise it? You'll make it nervous!
Send popcorn a few times a day and make sure my water is fresh. I'll be fine.
I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.
Glad to see the former tenant didn't much the place up with taste or decorum.
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