Your Daily Bookcase: The Right Idea

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Your Daily Bookcase: The Right Idea
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This looks like the perfect place to come up with brilliant insights and witticisms.

These Big Rooms Make Me Nervous

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These Big Rooms Make Me Nervous
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I prefer to feel like I'm sleeping in my own coffin. Cozy!

Just Leave Me Here Forever

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Just Leave Me Here Forever
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Send popcorn a few times a day and make sure my water is fresh. I'll be fine.

Lazy Bums Rejoice!

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Do you really have to stand there and supervise it? You'll make it nervous!

Let's Have a Party

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Let's Have a Party
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Once the size of the orgy grows to more than five participants, it's time to leave the confines of the futon, avoid the carpeted floor, and climb aboard this massive sofa. Plus, the crushed red velvet prevents rug burn.

Tumble-Down Mornings

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Tumble-Down Mornings
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What more do you need in a bedroom than a bed, really? All you're really gonna do in there is sleep.