Anonymous Intimacy

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Anonymous Intimacy
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I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.

Funny Guy, Huh?

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Funny Guy, Huh?
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Can't wait to hear what you've got to say about this next move, peanut gallery!

Splinters Ahoy!

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Splinters Ahoy!
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I just want to sand down those 2-by-4s so so badly. There is no way to avoid massive splinters from all this unfinished wood.

Just Leave Me Here Forever

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Just Leave Me Here Forever
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Send popcorn a few times a day and make sure my water is fresh. I'll be fine.

Vintage Star Trek Fans

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Vintage Star Trek Fans
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[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]

Peek-a-Boo

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Peek-a-Boo
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By joanne (Via: Woning Ruil)
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Oh is that a portrait of your hired bed-warmer?

Not For Use on the West Coast

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Not For Use on the West Coast
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All I can think of when I see this is sleeping peacefully when an earthquake hits and the lid slams shut, trapping me like an underdeveloped pearl.