I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.
Can't wait to hear what you've got to say about this next move, peanut gallery!
I just want to sand down those 2-by-4s so so badly. There is no way to avoid massive splinters from all this unfinished wood.
Send popcorn a few times a day and make sure my water is fresh. I'll be fine.
[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]
Oh is that a portrait of your hired bed-warmer?
All I can think of when I see this is sleeping peacefully when an earthquake hits and the lid slams shut, trapping me like an underdeveloped pearl.
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