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"This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart."
I prefer to feel like I'm sleeping in my own coffin. Cozy!
Send popcorn a few times a day and make sure my water is fresh. I'll be fine.
Do you really have to stand there and supervise it? You'll make it nervous!
Once the size of the orgy grows to more than five participants, it's time to leave the confines of the futon, avoid the carpeted floor, and climb aboard this massive sofa. Plus, the crushed red velvet prevents rug burn.
What more do you need in a bedroom than a bed, really? All you're really gonna do in there is sleep.
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