Ahhhhhh, what sweet relief. There's nothing I enjoy more than a really intense open-eyed nap in my chambray dress on the torture bed.
I'll never get my land legs back if I live in a perpetual state of gentle rocking. Ben Harper knows what I'm talking about.
There are alien egg pods all over the city and no one has even noticed.
We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.
"This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart."
Oh is that a portrait of your hired bed-warmer?
When I'm in trouble, my parents make me sleep on the spooky house.
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