Ahhhhhh, what sweet relief. There's nothing I enjoy more than a really intense open-eyed nap in my chambray dress on the torture bed.
I'd embrace a tiny sleeping space much more easily if it had it's own theme and cool color scheme.
I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.
[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]
No one needs to see where you keep your earplugs and kleenex and hand cream. Just keep it tucked away, shall we?
When I was a kid I was so jealous of my friend who had a trundle bed. Now my dog is jealous. The circle of liiiiiiiife!!
Once the size of the orgy grows to more than five participants, it's time to leave the confines of the futon, avoid the carpeted floor, and climb aboard this massive sofa. Plus, the crushed red velvet prevents rug burn.
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