Oh is that a portrait of your hired bed-warmer?
Let me introduce you to a revolution in small-space living: the FUTON! Great for a small space, but good luck getting rid of it when you become a real adult!
Perhaps someone is having substance abuse issues and has been sleeping in the tub. It's easier to take if it looks more like a bed.
This three story home includes a spacious kitchen, entertainment room and Mustafa, a crippled tenant who adorns himself in bright casts and tiger-print blankets.
Good luck not having the most terrifying nightmares ever in this thing.
Once the size of the orgy grows to more than five participants, it's time to leave the confines of the futon, avoid the carpeted floor, and climb aboard this massive sofa. Plus, the crushed red velvet prevents rug burn.
Chair is feeling a little carsick. I know that feel, Chair.