Anonymous Intimacy

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Anonymous Intimacy
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I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.

Vintage Star Trek Fans

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Vintage Star Trek Fans
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[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]

Let's Have a Party

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Let's Have a Party
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Once the size of the orgy grows to more than five participants, it's time to leave the confines of the futon, avoid the carpeted floor, and climb aboard this massive sofa. Plus, the crushed red velvet prevents rug burn.

Princess and the Pea, the Early Years

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Princess and the Pea, the Early Years
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It took years and years of training for that kind of sensitivity.

Hidey Headboard

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Hidey Headboard
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No one needs to see where you keep your earplugs and kleenex and hand cream. Just keep it tucked away, shall we?