[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]
I just want to sand down those 2-by-4s so so badly. There is no way to avoid massive splinters from all this unfinished wood.
This looks like the perfect place to come up with brilliant insights and witticisms.
Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.
We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.
What more do you need in a bedroom than a bed, really? All you're really gonna do in there is sleep.
Let me introduce you to a revolution in small-space living: the FUTON! Great for a small space, but good luck getting rid of it when you become a real adult!
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