Specificity is Key

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Variety is a killer. Pick one position and stick to it.

Five More Minutes!

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We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.

Let's Have a Party

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Once the size of the orgy grows to more than five participants, it's time to leave the confines of the futon, avoid the carpeted floor, and climb aboard this massive sofa. Plus, the crushed red velvet prevents rug burn.

One Room is All You Need

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Let me introduce you to a revolution in small-space living: the FUTON! Great for a small space, but good luck getting rid of it when you become a real adult!

Spring Sprang Sproing

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I'm assuming this comes with a case of barf bags. You can't expect me to spend a calm night on this thing without Dramamine.

Incubate Me!

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Can I get a few sun lamps all up in this bird? Oil me up and set my flip alarm!

Canopy bed designed by Francois Lalanne

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