The Rocking Bed

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bed,nausea,rocker,vertigo
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After a night of gentle rocking my vertigo thanks you for the chance to torture me once again.

Four Poster Bath

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bathroom,bathtub,bed,curtains,four poster
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Perhaps someone is having substance abuse issues and has been sleeping in the tub. It's easier to take if it looks more like a bed.

Outdoor Bed, You've Gotta Be Kidding Me

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bed,outdoors,rain,swing
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Where on Earth would it be dry enough to hang a bed from the trees and not have a nasty mold problem to contend with? Here in Seattle this idea just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh. It will be sunny for an hour and then a sudden downpour soaking everything for fifteen minutes. By the time you get the damned thing off the platform and under cover, the rain will stop and the sun will come back out. Ridiculous.

Crouching Wallpaper, Hidden Bed

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bed,camouflage,fabric,wallpaper
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I anticipate a life filled with post-toe-stubbing expletives and drunken nights spent on the floor after giving up trying to find the bed.

Lazy Bums Rejoice!

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Do you really have to stand there and supervise it? You'll make it nervous!

AH-CHOOOO!

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bed,canopy,netting,pink,Tulle
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Tulle netting gets a very particular sort of smell to it when it gets too dusty and needs to be washed. This room is like a giant pink sneeze waiting to happen.

Anonymous Intimacy

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bed,generic,man,print,sheets,woman
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I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.

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