Mommy's Boy

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You gotta leave the nest someday, sonny.

So Many Planes!

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The dusting, the sweeping, the squeegeeing! The Escher-esque visual confusion! The myriad places to lose people and things!

Can I Throw Real Birds at it?

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Careful or you'll get pelted with frozen turkeys during the day.

Do You Miss LOST?

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Sorry dude, you're no Jack. You're not even a Sawyer or Jin. Maybe you should move back into a house.

Welcome to Endor

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Liar, this isn't Oregon. You were clearly hired by the Ewoks as a carpenter to build their fancy houses. They love hippies with weird wooden fans.