So Many Planes!

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The dusting, the sweeping, the squeegeeing! The Escher-esque visual confusion! The myriad places to lose people and things!

Can I Throw Real Birds at it?

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Careful or you'll get pelted with frozen turkeys during the day.

Hypnotic Folding Furniture

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I thought this was going to be boring. It is not boring. It is RIVETING. I want to move into a tiny apartment just so I have an excuse to install all sorts of this stuff.

Oh Behave!

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Yes, I'd like thousands of my hard earned dollars to go to a machine that plays me soothing music and sprays my ass with warm water in different patterns. Priorities.

Hidden Water

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Isn't "hidden water" when your toddler pees somewhere he shouldn't and doesn't tell you about it?

The Island is Sinking!

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Walking on kitchen surfaces that will be used later for food preparation squicks me out a little, but this sure is nice for hosting kitchen dance parties.

Oooooh Do it Again!

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I would never clean my house if I had this table, I'd just open and close it over and over and over again just to watch it. Ooooohhh.

Oh hey, thanks for all your awesome ideas for what my name should be. Sara's right you know, I am female. After some tough soul searching I've decided to go with Fleur Planne as suggested by Denita TwoDragons. You guys are hilarious.