You gotta leave the nest someday, sonny.
I don't think a simple handrail could help me not feel like I'm waking up in my own coffin every morning but you've gotta do what you've gotta do.
I thought this was going to be boring. It is not boring. It is RIVETING. I want to move into a tiny apartment just so I have an excuse to install all sorts of this stuff.
How do you expect me to sleep when I'm living in a fantasy wonderland?
I wish furniture was all free and came through a simple feed right into my house where I could easily assemble it and go about my business.
The dusting, the sweeping, the squeegeeing! The Escher-esque visual confusion! The myriad places to lose people and things!
I will take you up on your offer to let me frolic naked in the fake Shire, thank you!
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