Liar, this isn't Oregon. You were clearly hired by the Ewoks as a carpenter to build their fancy houses. They love hippies with weird wooden fans.
This chair built itself so carefully I almost don't want to sit on it for fear I'll hurt it!
You've all seen this silo already, but have you seen it from an airplane? With a SOUNDTRACK? Be as epic as you wanna be.
I know I know, this isn't a home, but I couldn't resist sharing this amazing feat with you guys.
Careful or you'll get pelted with frozen turkeys during the day.
Isn't "hidden water" when your toddler pees somewhere he shouldn't and doesn't tell you about it?
Come on, can you really fault neighbors who love Pomplamousse and Angry Birds? Yes, yes you can.