Don't confuse the shower egg with the bedroom egg and accidentally pee the bed thinking you're being economical.

Liar, this isn't Oregon. You were clearly hired by the Ewoks as a carpenter to build their fancy houses. They love hippies with weird wooden fans.

This chair built itself so carefully I almost don't want to sit on it for fear I'll hurt it!

Guillermo

You've all seen this silo already, but have you seen it from an airplane? With a SOUNDTRACK? Be as epic as you wanna be.

Margaret

I know I know, this isn't a home, but I couldn't resist sharing this amazing feat with you guys.

Careful or you'll get pelted with frozen turkeys during the day.

Isn't "hidden water" when your toddler pees somewhere he shouldn't and doesn't tell you about it?