Mommy's Boy

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You gotta leave the nest someday, sonny.

Just Keep Telling Yourself That

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I don't think a simple handrail could help me not feel like I'm waking up in my own coffin every morning but you've gotta do what you've gotta do.

Hypnotic Folding Furniture

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I thought this was going to be boring. It is not boring. It is RIVETING. I want to move into a tiny apartment just so I have an excuse to install all sorts of this stuff.

Most Boring Carnival Ever

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How do you expect me to sleep when I'm living in a fantasy wonderland?

Tetris Bookshelves

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I wish furniture was all free and came through a simple feed right into my house where I could easily assemble it and go about my business.

So Many Planes!

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The dusting, the sweeping, the squeegeeing! The Escher-esque visual confusion! The myriad places to lose people and things!

I Knew Middle Earth Was Really in Montana!

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I will take you up on your offer to let me frolic naked in the fake Shire, thank you!