Nice to see that Oscar the Grouch is moving up in the world. This is Upper East Side level swank!
Liar, this isn't Oregon. You were clearly hired by the Ewoks as a carpenter to build their fancy houses. They love hippies with weird wooden fans.
I don't think a simple handrail could help me not feel like I'm waking up in my own coffin every morning but you've gotta do what you've gotta do.
Nothing like a good old fashioned drum circle with the family. Wait. Yes there is, it's called TV and it's way better.
I hope when you sell the place, you throw in a few dozen gallons of good ol eggshell white.
Yes, I'd like thousands of my hard earned dollars to go to a machine that plays me soothing music and sprays my ass with warm water in different patterns. Priorities.
Do you really have to stand there and supervise it? You'll make it nervous!
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