Nice to see that Oscar the Grouch is moving up in the world. This is Upper East Side level swank!
Isn't "hidden water" when your toddler pees somewhere he shouldn't and doesn't tell you about it?
Walking on kitchen surfaces that will be used later for food preparation squicks me out a little, but this sure is nice for hosting kitchen dance parties.
This chair built itself so carefully I almost don't want to sit on it for fear I'll hurt it!
That snowman is really getting into the season. It's Slayer season, right?
Do you really have to stand there and supervise it? You'll make it nervous!
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