Do you really have to stand there and supervise it? You'll make it nervous!
Who says furniture can't also be a toy?
Sorry dude, you're no Jack. You're not even a Sawyer or Jin. Maybe you should move back into a house.
I'm not sure why he decided to come out and tell everyone about his amazing little secret cabin. I'd keep it a secret forever!
Are you sure you didn't leave a faucet running when you left the house today?
Once on a trip to LA with a bunch of friends we rented a mansion in the Hollywood hills and ended up next door to Forest Whitaker. True story! He didn't invite us over for a nap, sadly.
Also, Kate Walsh has nice PJs!
Don't confuse the shower egg with the bedroom egg and accidentally pee the bed thinking you're being economical.