Untold Riches!

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Seriously, have you ever tried parking in the Haight? This place is golden!

Most Boring Carnival Ever

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How do you expect me to sleep when I'm living in a fantasy wonderland?

Can I Throw Real Birds at it?

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Careful or you'll get pelted with frozen turkeys during the day.

Oh God Oh God Oh God...

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Oh wait, that's the slowest zombie ever. Let's have a picnic!

Egg Modules

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Don't confuse the shower egg with the bedroom egg and accidentally pee the bed thinking you're being economical.

Hidden Water

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Isn't "hidden water" when your toddler pees somewhere he shouldn't and doesn't tell you about it?

Pound the Table

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Nothing like a good old fashioned drum circle with the family. Wait. Yes there is, it's called TV and it's way better.