Most Boring Carnival Ever

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How do you expect me to sleep when I'm living in a fantasy wonderland?

Secret Getaway

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I'm not sure why he decided to come out and tell everyone about his amazing little secret cabin. I'd keep it a secret forever!

OOOOOOPS!

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You just HAD to have a hot tub didn't you?

WARNING - There are a couple lil swears in there if you've got little ones around.

Can I Throw Real Birds at it?

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Careful or you'll get pelted with frozen turkeys during the day.

Egg Modules

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Don't confuse the shower egg with the bedroom egg and accidentally pee the bed thinking you're being economical.

Welcome to Endor

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Liar, this isn't Oregon. You were clearly hired by the Ewoks as a carpenter to build their fancy houses. They love hippies with weird wooden fans.