I've always wanted to be a snail when I grow up.
Isn't "hidden water" when your toddler pees somewhere he shouldn't and doesn't tell you about it?
Nice to see that Oscar the Grouch is moving up in the world. This is Upper East Side level swank!
I wish furniture was all free and came through a simple feed right into my house where I could easily assemble it and go about my business.
Do you really have to stand there and supervise it? You'll make it nervous!
I will take you up on your offer to let me frolic naked in the fake Shire, thank you!
I'm not sure why he decided to come out and tell everyone about his amazing little secret cabin. I'd keep it a secret forever!
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