Hobo Style!

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I've always wanted to be a snail when I grow up.

Hidden Water

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Isn't "hidden water" when your toddler pees somewhere he shouldn't and doesn't tell you about it?

Home Sweet Dumpster

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Nice to see that Oscar the Grouch is moving up in the world. This is Upper East Side level swank!

Tetris Bookshelves

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I wish furniture was all free and came through a simple feed right into my house where I could easily assemble it and go about my business.

Lazy Bums Rejoice!

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Do you really have to stand there and supervise it? You'll make it nervous!

I Knew Middle Earth Was Really in Montana!

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I will take you up on your offer to let me frolic naked in the fake Shire, thank you!

Secret Getaway

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I'm not sure why he decided to come out and tell everyone about his amazing little secret cabin. I'd keep it a secret forever!