The Island is Sinking!

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Walking on kitchen surfaces that will be used later for food preparation squicks me out a little, but this sure is nice for hosting kitchen dance parties.

JUST Like Michaelangelo!

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I hope when you sell the place, you throw in a few dozen gallons of good ol eggshell white.

Do You Miss LOST?

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Sorry dude, you're no Jack. You're not even a Sawyer or Jin. Maybe you should move back into a house.

Just Keep Telling Yourself That

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I don't think a simple handrail could help me not feel like I'm waking up in my own coffin every morning but you've gotta do what you've gotta do.

Most Boring Carnival Ever

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How do you expect me to sleep when I'm living in a fantasy wonderland?

Project New Decor on a Whim

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If only you could actually be in the room while it was looking all fancy! Maybe you can green screen yourself out and it would work. I know a lot about movie magic, you see.