Crushed velvet is the eternal symbol of opulence. For vampires.

When Dad is a serious hunter, the menu and decor don't vary much.

And here is where we draw the pentagram every evening to give praise to our dark lord and enjoy a nice fire.

Honestly, one of my favorite things about these cliffside homes is that you will always be in great shape from taking those stairs all the time! Built-in workout!

I never liked him as a dinosaur and I certainly don't like him as a decor theme.

I guess there is something to be said for never going a day with steady footing. Keeps you alert, right?

Only six million dollars? No prob- oh. I left my checkbook in my other gold-plated pants.