Complete with your own egg factory!

Absinthe Alchemy and Adventure.

Though it might give me nightmares of exploding bricks, this would be a killer kids' room mural.

Some people just want to live their entire life inside a collection of their own neurosis.

This view is so dull, I can't bear to look at these boring mountains and this awful lake one minute longer.

Best way to show off the one that got away.

I googled "chew." I still don't see how this is going to help me purchase real estate.