Don't worry, they've subtracted the burned portion from the listed square footage. It's like it doesn't even exist!

Think of all the parties you could throw under this baby! And all the rides you could hitch!

That dog's bed is nicer than my whole house. Can I come crash at your place, Fido?

Who needs furniture on the floor, cluttering up the room when you can hang it from the walls and hang other stuff from it!

Someday my dreams will come true and I'll live in a terrifying haunted house.

Vacations are an exercise in cognitive behavioral therapy. Summers are really a time for growth.

It's nice of the architects to offer you a quick exit I guess.