You might want to get that growth looked at.
If you need one of those little four wheeled grocery scooters to get around, I have a feeling you won't be crawling into a cocoon of craned-neck tv viewing any time soon.
I'd spend all my time trying to throw paper airplanes through there to my friend on the other side.
The flaming bag of poo on the doorstep means "you're welcome."
A week away, alone, in this. Bliss.
let's just hope the showerhead doesn't actually shoot pennies at you. Spending the day covered in welts and smelling like, well, pennies would suck.
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