Xanadu House

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Xanadu House
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You might want to get that growth looked at.

The Mobility Experts

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The Mobility Experts
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If you need one of those little four wheeled grocery scooters to get around, I have a feeling you won't be crawling into a cocoon of craned-neck tv viewing any time soon.

Wind Tunnel

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Wind Tunnel
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I'd spend all my time trying to throw paper airplanes through there to my friend on the other side.

Thanks, Neighbors!

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Thanks, Neighbors!
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The flaming bag of poo on the doorstep means "you're welcome."

Warm Glow

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Warm Glow
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A week away, alone, in this. Bliss.

Pennies From Heaven

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Pennies From Heaven
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let's just hope the showerhead doesn't actually shoot pennies at you. Spending the day covered in welts and smelling like, well, pennies would suck.