T.J. Eckleburg gets sneaky.
This is what happens to Transformers after they retire. They are relegated to being vaguely useful in favorable weather.
When you find a lot of three tons of tile on clearance you find a way to make it worth the investment.
Don't you hate how there always seems to be someone around when you trip and fall on your face?
This is a far cry from the mountain vacation rentals of my youth. But where's the hot tub?