Turns out it's not that hard to build your own adorable sanctuary! Hit the link below for instructions! Desperation breeds creativity.

When BBQ season is over do you have to do a complete overhaul to reflect the delicate hues of the turning leaves?

Ugh, now I have to find art that fits exactly into the blank spots! Home-ownership blows!

Sure you think you're being all arty with that screen but I know there's something back there you don't want us to see. What could it be?

That's what I call a carefully curated selection! If you could only choose a couple dozen books to keep, what would be at the top of your list?

You smell so bad, you're gonna take a bath on the porch, then we'll talk.

Nothing sells a house like a kid stripping in the middle of a mess.