My perfect plan wasn't so perfect after all!
You are safe. Completely, absolutely safe.
YOU DON'T NEED YOUR SOUL IT HAS NO USE, LIKE YOUR APPENDIX
So reely, ur nawt loosing dat much.
What? The dog is missing? Pardon me while I grieve. Done.
If enneewun needs me ai'll be in mai bed.
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