Don't worry, they're only similar to their namesakes in looks.
They'll fall for anything.
But what, you might ask, AM I plotting?
Ebberyfing wud be easier if ai had sum ob dose...
Invisible sinister church organ solo
BWAAAAAAAAAAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAHHHHHHHH
Evil kitteh stealz yur bord and dozent even skayt
Good fing he's really... REALLY... bad at skayting.