George, Honey? Did you forget to close the basement door... again?
Praise Basement Cat! PRAISE HIM SO HE'LL SPARE US.
Hmm... It's either some new instrument of evil... or a snack...
Snack! Snack! Snack!
Ai will do ANNEEFING foar a snack.
Whut? I'z mostlee EBIL wif a little GOOD...
Gud and ebil awr juss diffrent sides ob da same coin, aftur awl.
Basement cat is now recruiting celebrity minions
Yessss, dis minyun will do quite nicely.
YOU DON'T NEED YOUR SOUL IT HAS NO USE, LIKE YOUR APPENDIX
So reely, ur nawt loosing dat much.
the pigs they speak to me
Da voices. Dey are so soothing...
Haf way to confeshun, Max relized dat he raffur enjoyd being a ebil kitteh. An so he went hoem.
Ai can has forgibness?
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