But what, you might ask, AM I plotting?
Ebberyfing wud be easier if ai had sum ob dose...
Sumfing diabolical I plots it.
And wat may dat bee? You'll juss hafta wait, hooman.
Invisible sinister church organ solo
BWAAAAAAAAAAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAHHHHHHHH
Evil kitteh stealz yur bord and dozent even skayt
Good fing he's really... REALLY... bad at skayting.
George, Honey? Did you forget to close the basement door... again?
Praise Basement Cat! PRAISE HIM SO HE'LL SPARE US.
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