Sumfing diabolical I plots it.

And wat may dat bee? You'll juss hafta wait, hooman.

Invisible sinister church organ solo

BWAAAAAAAAAAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAHHHHHHHH

Evil kitteh stealz yur bord and dozent even skayt

Good fing he's really... REALLY... bad at skayting.

George, Honey? Did you forget to close the basement door... again?

Praise Basement Cat! PRAISE HIM SO HE'LL SPARE US.

Hmm... It's either some new instrument of evil... or a snack... Snack! Snack! Snack!

Ai will do ANNEEFING foar a snack.

Whut? I'z mostlee EBIL wif a little GOOD...

Gud and ebil awr juss diffrent sides ob da same coin, aftur awl.

Basement cat is now recruiting celebrity minions

Yessss, dis minyun will do quite nicely.