I want to be like you when I grow up, 'cause you hardly eber poop in the kitchen!
kan u teech meh to use teh potty liek u?
I ate the cat.
he eated mai cookiez so i eated him.
you can ignor my brother, I glued everything shut on him years ago.
hmmm glu sundz liek a gud idea.
I ate your sock but I felt bad so I didn't eat the other.
u shud hab gotten rid ob teh ebedence.
Well-equipped for da 100-meter ice-queam truk dash.
Mmmmm ice-queam, mai fravrit!
Tongue boops - best kept to oneself.
but itz so hard 2 keep dem 2 maiself!
The Weasley Twins Could Have Been the Heroes of the Harry ...
The Evolution of the Bikini
JK Rowling Supports Irish Gay Marriage, Slams Westboro Baptist ...
Feminist Mad Max Explores Equality on Fury Road. In Meme ...
Marvel's Superheroines Become Bond Girls In This Awesome ...
Ever Been so Oblivious You Didn't Realize You Were Being ...
Keep Talking, We Gotta Feed the Snakes
Serious Dedication to Cosplay
Whatever You Do, DON'T Feed Your New Sports Car to the Bushes
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more