CURSE YOU! AND CURSE BAFFTIME!

nawt all goggiez h8t bafftiem.

Didju pik up mai faborit collar frum teh drykleeners? Coz ai wunna luk nice fur mai date!

r u goin on a blaind furst d8t?

Geee....Thanks Mom, with all this fur I really needed another layer of insulation.

atleest itz nawt an uglee sweeter.

poosh me.. pwease?

pleeeeeze? ai cud rly use a poosh!

While ur up, mayk meh a sammich. Hold teh bred n letus n tomaters. Jus mayk pastramee tween tu peeces uf salamee.

geez sum goggiez r so deemandin.

Can I sleep in your shoe box?

Yes! Yes you can!

Well, thank you... ZzzzzZzzz...

i kan't say no 2 u, ur 2 cyoot!

No matter what petal you end on, I will always love you.

dats y goggie flowrz smell teh sweetest!