Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.
goggie seyz relax!
CURSE YOU! AND CURSE BAFFTIME!
nawt all goggiez h8t bafftiem.
Didju pik up mai faborit collar frum teh drykleeners? Coz ai wunna luk nice fur mai date!
r u goin on a blaind furst d8t?
Geee....Thanks Mom, with all this fur I really needed another layer of insulation.
atleest itz nawt an uglee sweeter.
poosh me.. pwease?
pleeeeeze? ai cud rly use a poosh!
While ur up, mayk meh a sammich. Hold teh bred n letus n tomaters. Jus mayk pastramee tween tu peeces uf salamee.
geez sum goggiez r so deemandin.
Can I sleep in your shoe box?
Yes! Yes you can!
Well, thank you... ZzzzzZzzz...
i kan't say no 2 u, ur 2 cyoot!
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