I gots my sneakers. You got anyting dat needs sneaking up on?
how'd u lern 2 tai dem shooz?
wherez the wrubba duckies?
did he run way frum hoem?
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.
goggie seyz relax!
CURSE YOU! AND CURSE BAFFTIME!
nawt all goggiez h8t bafftiem.
Didju pik up mai faborit collar frum teh drykleeners? Coz ai wunna luk nice fur mai date!
r u goin on a blaind furst d8t?
Geee....Thanks Mom, with all this fur I really needed another layer of insulation.
atleest itz nawt an uglee sweeter.
poosh me.. pwease?
pleeeeeze? ai cud rly use a poosh!
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