pomeranian

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.
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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.

goggie seyz relax!

Didju pik up mai faborit collar frum teh drykleeners? Coz ai wunna luk nice fur mai date!
By allcatsloved (Via: Everybody Loves Sammy )
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Didju pik up mai faborit collar frum teh drykleeners? Coz ai wunna luk nice fur mai date!

r u goin on a blaind furst d8t?

While ur up, mayk meh a sammich. Hold teh bred n letus n tomaters. Jus mayk pastramee tween tu peeces uf salamee.
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While ur up, mayk meh a sammich. Hold teh bred n letus n tomaters. Jus mayk pastramee tween tu peeces uf salamee.

geez sum goggiez r so deemandin.

Overslept on my owner's shoe box
By Marcelli Stephanie
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Can I sleep in your shoe box?

Yes! Yes you can!

Well, thank you... ZzzzzZzzz...

i kan't say no 2 u, ur 2 cyoot!