While ur up, mayk meh a sammich. Hold teh bred n letus n tomaters. Jus mayk pastramee tween tu peeces uf salamee.
geez sum goggiez r so deemandin.
Can I sleep in your shoe box?
Yes! Yes you can!
Well, thank you... ZzzzzZzzz...
i kan't say no 2 u, ur 2 cyoot!
No matter what petal you end on, I will always love you.
dats y goggie flowrz smell teh sweetest!
Wishing everyone has a very happy Sundog!
i's iz to make allz yourz wishes comez truez.
allz mai wishez?? havin a fairy goggie mudder is teh best!
i waz told dat if i dress like bakun i will catch da bakun.
wat did u do 2 teh poor piggy???
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