My bowl looks kinda lonely... Ya finks mebbeh yu kin russel it up sum companee.
we all getz teh lonely sumtimez.
Please sir, no touching the animals.
monekyz r owr fwends.
If we promise not to have any more Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie marathons can we sleep wif you with all the lights on
we iz nawt scayrd tho. jus rly cold...
Can spot come out and pee on things?
Never thought I'd say this, but... please can we trade it for a cat?
wai nawt juss come 2 a happy agreement?!