My bowl looks kinda lonely... Ya finks mebbeh yu kin russel it up sum companee.

we all getz teh lonely sumtimez.

Please sir, no touching the animals.

monekyz r owr fwends.

If we promise not to have any more Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie marathons can we sleep wif you with all the lights on

we iz nawt scayrd tho. jus rly cold...

Can spot come out and pee on things?

Never thought I'd say this, but... please can we trade it for a cat?

wai nawt juss come 2 a happy agreement?!

Iz de week ober yet?Pleez?

I NEED IT TO BE FRIDAY ALREADY!

sad goggie needs a treat

it bettur b delissush!!