BLTs 4 lunch? Xtra B plz. And hold da L&T, k?

don't maek meh ask twice!

I has one big mac pls.

Mommah, pweez tell Puddin ta stop followin meh.

Kan yu reed me annudder storee?

IM TO TIRED TO MOVE CAN YOU GET IT FOR ME?

Pwees stop! Ifz you keel heem, who weel bring us our nomz?