Daaaad, wud you come out wif us. Da naborz cat is stalkin us agin.

WARNING! Your noo lazer dog has slight malfunction Please to read manual and reassemble properly. Fankoo

Please, may I have your password?

can yoo pass tha peaz PWEAS !

i fetched neighbors bank account. i can has hotdog nao?

Iz polite goggie. Plz to haz hotdog?

lord have mercy plz don let dis fall