Fer cryin' awt loud! Dis puppy needz changed agin.
Eight hours waitin bai teh door is worf it for teh huge happee we getz wen u comz home.
Nao wate... So, yu wanna take my toy away an frow it akross teh yard? Wut's wrong wif yu, yu sadistik jurk?
U shud nawt be laffin... Ai fetches it bedder den u frows it.
This is why I don't care for the little hoominz.
I is Imatating Papa
Roller dog Is ready 4 the rink.