You haven't been flossing EVERY day, have you?
eww... u habs fud stuck in dere! yuck!
LIKE A BOSS
bosses b all ober up in heer!!
Luk, I know som hoomins need der "buty shleep," buh u ugly enuf as u is, an no amont of shleep will help. So weh gonna walk or wat?
u shud taek dis advice instead, aifinkso!
I iz teh original snuggie
goggies is best fer snuggles!
Ohai, hotdogs! U voted las week 2 Cane Corso wins!! So wifout furthur ado, heerz ur furst Corso ob teh week. We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!
Okay, kid, here's what you do when you want out. Yeah, that's it! Yur duin it rite!
stick wif me, kiddo!