oh man! adn u fink AI gotz bad bref!
u eated my leest faborite fing!
Those that snore together surprisingly stay together
doesn't take much!
Give us yer wallet! When pugs go bad
must stawp hangin' 'round wif the bad crowd!
Fer cryin' awt loud! Dis puppy needz changed agin.
Eight hours waitin bai teh door is worf it for teh huge happee we getz wen u comz home.
Nao wate... So, yu wanna take my toy away an frow it akross teh yard? Wut's wrong wif yu, yu sadistik jurk?
U shud nawt be laffin... Ai fetches it bedder den u frows it.