Luk, I know som hoomins need der "buty shleep," buh u ugly enuf as u is, an no amont of shleep will help. So weh gonna walk or wat?

u shud taek dis advice instead, aifinkso!

I iz teh original snuggie

goggies is best fer snuggles!

Ohai, hotdogs! U voted las week 2 Cane Corso wins!! So wifout furthur ado, heerz ur furst Corso ob teh week. We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!

Okay, kid, here's what you do when you want out. Yeah, that's it! Yur duin it rite!

stick wif me, kiddo!

oh man! adn u fink AI gotz bad bref!

u eated my leest faborite fing!

Those that snore together surprisingly stay together

doesn't take much!