mmmm. Cookie crumbs
licks also meen ai lubs u!
pleez to no bothr wen ai walking mai hoomin...shez trainen
c'mon hooman! let's pick up da payce!
bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down on her head
i noez how dat feel, bro.
You haven't been flossing EVERY day, have you?
eww... u habs fud stuck in dere! yuck!
LIKE A BOSS
bosses b all ober up in heer!!
Luk, I know som hoomins need der "buty shleep," buh u ugly enuf as u is, an no amont of shleep will help. So weh gonna walk or wat?
u shud taek dis advice instead, aifinkso!
I iz teh original snuggie
goggies is best fer snuggles!
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