Cuddle time with Mama.
awwww momma luvs u soooo much!
Listen, kid, I'm no happier about this than you are. So give me the damn tooth, take the freakin' quarter. I'm on a timetable here.
um but u dunt luk liek teh toof fairy...
Someone is at the door! How can you stay calm at a time like this?!
y u alwayz assumin teh door iz 4 u?
gooly gee wat a nozey puppeh!
But I don't wanna be a rapper. I wanna be a yapper, a napper, and a fairly regular crapper.
cha it aint nuthin but a pup thing...
Every time I read "rofl" I hear Scooby Doo trying to say "waffle".
i fink u been wachin 2 much skooby-doo.
r u happi? cuz im happi! u shood be happi. erriboddi be happi!!!!!
chill out n let teh happi com 2 u.
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