Yu wanna mebbe slow down just a bit fer dat next speed bump? Pweez?

u shud trai a seetbelt.

"Honey, the package you ordered from Hell is here."

i hab a bad feel bout dis...

My son is going to bite your leg... and you're going to let him... got it?!

wer tryin to get him into teh bait club.

A pox apon yu yon Saxon kitteh!

wel wer iz ur sord?

I'm gonna need to inspect that burger youre eating.

o nooz lemme sab u frum dat burger!

While the optimist and pessimist argue over whether the glass is half full or half empty, the opportunist sneaks in and drinks it.

oooh i lub teh fruity dwinks wif teh widdle brella thingy.

Dey always sayin "Look at those ears!" Iz der somethin' rong wif meh?

don wurry teh eers r teh cyootest part!