Yu wanna mebbe slow down just a bit fer dat next speed bump? Pweez?
u shud trai a seetbelt.
"Honey, the package you ordered from Hell is here."
i hab a bad feel bout dis...
My son is going to bite your leg... and you're going to let him... got it?!
wer tryin to get him into teh bait club.
A pox apon yu yon Saxon kitteh!
wel wer iz ur sord?
I'm gonna need to inspect that burger youre eating.
o nooz lemme sab u frum dat burger!
While the optimist and pessimist argue over whether the glass is half full or half empty, the opportunist sneaks in and drinks it.
oooh i lub teh fruity dwinks wif teh widdle brella thingy.
Dey always sayin "Look at those ears!" Iz der somethin' rong wif meh?
don wurry teh eers r teh cyootest part!
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